13 March 2009

Dumb-ass press release headline pretty much ruins my day.

I opened my laptop this morning to find an URGENT press release from a videogame company occupying my Inbox.

The headline: ABANDON INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT NOW ACCEPTING PRE-ORDERS FOR FREAKY CREATURES STARTER PACKS.

No humor. No self-awareness. No tangible takeaway for anyone.

If this were an art piece in the MOMA, it would be called "ENGLISH LANGUAGE AS VOID NO. 1."

In contrast, my daily dose of Cialis spam is, at the very least, self-aware and often funny. 

Today's headline: GET INCREDIBLE SIZING PROFIT IN PANTS.

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